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Beekeeping Postulates

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#1 ·
1. The chances of fair weather are inversely proportional to the need for hive inspection.
 
#4 ·
Working more than two hives in an apiary without misplacing one's hive tool is impossible.
 
#18 ·
The scheduling of any important event where
photographs will be taken creates stress that
causes one's body to over-react to the next
facial sting (which happens the day before
the event).

The result is consistent photo album entries that
make people think that you are somehow related to
"The Elephant Man". Years after you are dead and
gone, you will be known as the "disfigured guy".
 
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