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  1. #41
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    The Scenic Flint Hills , KS
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    When you close your eyes to go to sleep and you still see honeycomb pattern.
    Bullseye Bill in The Scenic Flint Hills , KS
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  2. #42
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    Rome, GA
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    When "the girls" no longer means your wife and daughters.

    When the first thing you do in the morning and when you get home in the evening is run down to the bee yard to check on the girls.
    I've found it easier to keep bees than keep relationships. At least when I'm stung by bees I know why.

  3. #43
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    Jun 2004
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    Central PA
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    When you spend part of a Saturday morning in February sitting backwards on a muck tub in the back of a cart, pulled by hubby driving the lawn tractor, holding onto a walk-behind broadcast spreader, so you can frost seed 50# of alsike clover seed on the pasture before the snow starts.

  4. #44
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    Perkasie, PA
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    You remark on the beauty of that female with the numbered dot on her back.....and your friend asks if her daughters are good producers

  5. #45
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    Camp County, Tx
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    You find yourself going out at night with a flashlight to look at a hive.

  6. #46
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    Dec 2005
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    Tampa Bay Area and Port Charlotte, FL
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    When not working your bees, you spend all your free time on this forum.

  7. #47
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    Nov 2004
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    Dayton, OH USA
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    When you are on this forum and mumble under your breath why there aren't more new threads or recent posts since you were on it an hour ago.

  8. #48
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    Mar 2006
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    Alameda County, CA
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    When bike riding, you use your arm to signal a turn, and your wife blows past you into an intersection thinking you had just been pointing at someone's bee hives.

  9. #49
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    Mar 2005
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    NC
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    When you find that you believe your favorite big yellow queen looks better than your wife...

  10. #50
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    Aug 2004
    Location
    Syracuse, NY (upstate)
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    You cut back on the kind of work that makes money, so you can put more time into beekeeping which always seems to lose money.

  11. #51
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    Apr 2006
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    Coeburn, VA
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    You spend more each year on bee equipment, meds etc...., than you'll ever make in honey sales.

    then tell the wife, we should make this back "next year".
    Rangers Lead the Way!

  12. #52
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    May 2005
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    Whitefield, Maine USA
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    When your living room looks like a beehive factory...

    No lie!
    Dulcius ex asperis

  13. #53
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    Troupsburg, NY
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    No, no, no, George, it's beehive factory/honey house.
    "I reject your reality, and substitute my own." Adam Savage

  14. #54
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    Apr 2004
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    Upper Michigan
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    You purchase a wireless thermometer and decide that a good place for a remote sensor is inside a hive. (Right now it is 94.3 degrees in the hive and 44.6 degrees outside.)

  15. #55
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    Jun 2005
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    Linton, In
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    You give your 6 year old grandaughter a drone for a pet. When you are driving you are looking for swarms.

    [size="1"][ April 23, 2006, 07:37 PM: Message edited by: mdotson ][/size]
    mdotson

  16. #56
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    Aug 2005
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    Whiteville, NC
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    you get excited when you see that MB has answered one of your posts.
    GeeB
    Life must be lived forward but understood backwards.

  17. #57
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    May 2005
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    chilliwack, bc
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    when you've orderd bee equipment and wait for it with the same antipation you had as a kid waiting for christmas morning to open presents and then when it does arrive you tear open the boxs as if they were christmas presents and gleefully proclaim "gee, it's like christmas all over again"
    Will Gruenwald Chilliwack BC

  18. #58
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    Aug 2004
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    Troy, NY USA
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    when you brag about how body parts don't swell after a sting (she got me good there ! see ya’ll

    when you brag abut how body parts do swell after a sting (she got me good there ! see ya’ll

    when your wife's snoring causes you to dream of buzzing bees

  19. #59
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    Sep 2005
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    maysville nc.
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    when your wife starts to prepare supper, and has to come to the "little shack out back" to find her pans,knives,& other kitchen items !!

  20. #60
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    Sep 2005
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    maysville nc.
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    oh yeah, another one.... when guests arrive,instead of asking for their coats, you ask them what size coat they wear,so you can hand them the right sized bee-jacket

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