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I am the sole beekeeper working for a very large organization. Next week, I have will be going to the director's meeting and tradition has is that you have to tell a joke if you have never been to this meeting. Everyone knows I am the beekeeper so...
Does anyone have a good clean bee / beekeeper joke to share with me? Any help is appreciated!!!
What do honeybees do in the winter? They do what anyone smart would do; they snuggle with their honey!
A beekeeper decided it was time to finish his schooling, so he signed up for classes at the community college.
First day in math class. Professor says, "Some of you may be feeling a little dumb. Don't be intimidated. If anyone here feels especially dumb, please stand up."
No one stood up. After a long pause, the beekeeper stood. Alone.
"Fine," said the professor. "You're feeling a little overwhelmed, a little dumb?"
"Not exactly," said the beekeeper, "But I hate to see you standing all alone."
One day a woman went for a walk in her neighborhood and came across a boy with some puppies. 'Would you like a puppy? They aren't ready for new homes quite yet, but they will be in a few weeks!'
'Oh, they're adorable,' the lady said. 'What kind of dogs are they?'
'I think these are bee inspectors.'
'OK. I'll tell my husband.'
So she went home and told her husband. About a week later he came across the lad and the puppies were very active.
'Hey, Mister. Want a puppy?'
'I think my wife spoke with you last week. What kind of dogs are these?'
'Oh. These are beekeepers.'
'I thought you said last week that they were bee inspectors.'
'Yeah, but they've opened their eyes since then.'
When I told that same joke about "Catholic kittens" I got scolded.
I have I idea how that punch line went but I'm pleased you were scolded!!!!
Where do bees go to the bathroom? At a BP station!!!