Two peanuts were walking down the street, one got assaulted.
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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one got assaulted.
Why do gerillas have big nostralls? Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!
Q: Where do bees go pee?
A: At the BP station!
Take my Wife, please.
Delivery is everything. Timing.
OK, sqkcrk. This one's for you, my friend. :D
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: No one knows; it's never been done.
Luv & Kissies,
Summer :p ;) :gh:
Question: Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
Answer: No
Response: SO YOU ARE THE ONE!!!!!!
How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
NONE, real men don't change light bulbs!
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How many women's liber's does it take to change a light bulb?
Three; one to change the light bulb and Two to explain the sexual implications!
I got 2 new beehives, a veil, and a smoker for my wife. Good trade!
Well, that wasn't legal in the 1800s. In the book "The Mayor of Casterbridge" by Thomas Hardy the main character autions his wife because he ate furmity porridge with alcohol.