The Thanksgiving Divorce
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Phoenix immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay, honey" he says, "they're definitely coming for Thanksgiving ... and paying their own way."
I heard a very similar version on John Boy & Billy The Big Show® this week. It's funny!
Yep, I've heard it for a few years, and for Christmas, too. Maybe some of the younger ones haven't.
Thanks Iddee, that was good. Never heard it before.
New one on me!
Haw haw haw!!!
I'll be passing it on here at home! Glad we can laugh about it!:p
I haven't herd that one. Good on Iddie. :thumbsup:
Originally Posted by iddee
same here. Thanks
Originally Posted by dhood