A laugh for you this morning
Installing A Husband
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
·Romance 9.5, and
·Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as
·NFL 3.0, and
·Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, andHousecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.
What can I do?
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
·Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then auto-
matically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download
the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0.
(It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
·Cooking 3.0, and
·Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Babe.