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sharpy98
08-13-2009, 01:10 PM
Having had my hives for the best part of the year now I have gotten pretty comfortable working with my bees. I have one hive that is very docile and another that is not aggressive but a little hotter that the others if you will. The hotter hive is my first swarm I caught so they have a special place to me and they have grown into a very productive and populous hive. About 4-5 weeks ago I only had a single hive body on both hives and after an inspection I determined it was time to add a second deep hive body. Both hives were pretty mellow as I was not tearing them apart. Fast Forward to a week ago and in I went it to inspect the progress on the new frames as they were new frames with new foundation. I dawned all my protective gear, lit my smoker and in I went. The first hive I checked had drawn and filled about 7 frames and I thought this was pretty good. These girls were so nice, none even flew when I opened the hive they just kinda looked at me. Onto the second hive, opened that one and again though a little more flying around no taps or stings and I never even used my lit smoker sitting beside me.. "Ahh they just were cramped and needed space" I thought and now they mellowed with the additional space. Upon inspection I realized they had drawn out and filled all frames with honey. "Time to get some honey for me" I thought. Off I go acquiring a new super and some frames.

This brings us to last night I get home from work eager to get in the garage and assemble the frames and get that super on the hive. I run the house change into a pair of shorts and a tee shirt and off to the garage I go. I work feverishly to assemble the frames as my 3 daughters come in and out watching me. At last I am ready, I ask my oldest to go open the fence to the bee yard for me, she dashes away. I grab my jacket and gloves throw them on, look at the smoker and think " Ahh I should not need that I am just going to open the hive take off the cover and place this super and close it up." :D As I walk to the bee yard the other girls see me in my jacket and veil and start to follow. Upon enter the yard I tell them to back away a little before I open the hive (BEST IDEA ALL DAY). I set the super down and take off the top, all is good several ladies on the inner cover but no big deal. I grab my hive tool and break the left side (Buzzing sound grows) nobody files and all is well, crack open the right side and pull off inner cover. HOLY CRAP!!!! You would think I just set off a firecracker and kicked the hive. Bees come boiling out and I am right in their sites :eek: (Remember I had ran in and changed into shorts) :doh: . One sting, Two Stings, Three stings...I am out of here and heading for the gate, I hit the gate and number 4 hits me. After the gate I break out in a run for the house. My 3 girls are in the pool at this point laughing at pointing at my misfortune from the corner of my eye I see the neighbors rise from there porch swing. I can only assume to get a better view as they never breached their porch. I reach the house, hit the back porch and drop my shorts, number five and six drop their stingers in me! (They must have hitched a ride in my shorts). I run upstairs and put my pants back on, gather my thoughts and head back out to place the super and close the hive. I enter the bee yard better prepared this time and nobody does anything, I approach the hive and all the ladies just sit there, I place the super and nothing, replace inner cover and close hive still nothing. All calm little angles as well behaved as you could ever hope for. Now do not know if I have multiple personality bees or what but lesson learned DON"T GET IN A HURRY OR TAKE SHORT CUTS THEY MIGHT REALIZE IT MAKE YOU PAY! I am sure it is either this or they just wanted to give my kids and neighbors a fantastic show and a good laugh at me running around like a mad man. Anyway sorry for the long post but I thought it was a story worth sharing...

WI-beek
08-13-2009, 01:25 PM
Wish I could have been there!!!! Sounds like first class entertainment.

Good story! Thanks for sharing.

Walt B
08-13-2009, 01:55 PM
Sharpie98,

Must be something about last night...pretty much the same thing happened to me, without the audience. Once I got the smoker, all was fine.

Walt

JOHNYOGA2
08-13-2009, 02:05 PM
Being a beekeeper, newbie or not, is sort of like living in a house full of feral cats. You're never really in control, and while you are generally tolerated, you are always only one mistake away from a hand full of claws.

devdog108
08-13-2009, 02:31 PM
Oh my aching side.....lol...... I got too comfortable with mine, although i RARELY if ever smoke them....they decided one day to do that to me, but I was lucky and had my jacket on with short.s I just grabbed some pine needles and lit a little pile upwind and when that smoke drifted acros...BAM, they all but disappeared inside the hive I was amazed at the difference I have only have to do that one more time when i went into the lower brood Chamber, but shorts....no more!!

dvwilson
08-13-2009, 09:55 PM
Good story! I must say that most of my stings have come from making stupid moves that I won't repeat -- like waltzing out to replace syrup jar wearing oversized sunglasses and no veil. Try three bees in your hair and six more chasing you down the garden path. Afterwards as I was looking in the mirror and spraying Cortaid onto my scalp I realized I looked like an oversized bee with those sunglasses.

bnatural
08-14-2009, 06:00 AM
.... I must say that most of my stings have come from making stupid moves that I won't repeat ....

I would modify that slightly by starting with 'In life', since it is not limited to beekeeping. Unfortunately, all too often I find myself repeating.....

Bill

Lil Grain of Rice
08-14-2009, 06:07 AM
I had a more experienced beek friend over a few days ago to lend me a hand and he went in with no veil, no nothing. I was pretty impressed, especially cause he had never met my bees, but I figured he knows what he's comfortable with. My girls are pretty calm, and not a minute after he pointed that out himself, he got popped on the forehead. They must have heard him :D

sharpy98
08-14-2009, 06:37 AM
Thanks for all the replies. Unfortunately you have all opened my eyes to something I should have known. This will likely not be my last stupid mistake, I believe there is more pain to come! I will keep you all posted on my misadventures.

BTW:
Love the "Stupidity should be painful" sig. Very poignant!

Tom G. Laury
08-14-2009, 07:12 AM
I used to think I was really cool doing bee work without a veil. After all, in hot weather they make it even hotter.

Until the day a bee flew in and quickly crawled down the tube leading to my eardrum. A bee fits rather nicely but it's hard for them to turn around. It makes funny noises when they walk on it. Mental floss I guess. :)

franktrujillo
08-14-2009, 08:48 AM
yes, I had that bee in the ear drum ouch stung....stay out of flight paths she was mad since my ear canal wouldn't hold nector:D..don't wear black they hate that color...was your shorts black..

bnatural
08-14-2009, 10:46 AM
Bee in ear - been there, done that. A couple of years ago I had one get into my veil as I was finishing up. Started walking back from the hives, and she went into my ear. I couldn't do anything, since she was inside my ear, which was inside my veil. I figured if I ran or did anything unusual, she would sting and that would not be pleasant. So, I just walked back to the house as normally as possible, with her walking around and buzzing in my ear the whole way. THAT was the longest 100 yard walk of my life. As I got to the garage, she actually came out of my ear. Eventually, she stung me on the head as I was removing my veil, but I welcomed that sting.

Bill

sharpy98
08-14-2009, 11:03 AM
yes, I had that bee in the ear drum ouch stung....stay out of flight paths she was mad since my ear canal wouldn't hold nector:D..don't wear black they hate that color...was your shorts black..

They sure were my favorite pair of Atlanta Falcons ones.... Those will not see a bee yard again soon...Sometimes birds and bees don't mix..LOL

NewbeeNnc
08-14-2009, 02:51 PM
My mentor told me the other day that this time of the year you can have the calmest of bees and go out one day and they be the meanest you ever seen. I believe it. When the sourwood stopped they got mean. Now goldenrod is in and they are more patient.

NewbeeNnc
08-14-2009, 02:54 PM
This thread needs to be moved to the funny bee stories thread I started.

http://www.beesource.com/forums/showthread.php?t=231116

earthchild
08-14-2009, 03:14 PM
YES!!! Good story! I've done it before, too, and I won't make the same mistake twice. Thanks so much for sharing, Sharpy.