Barry Digman
03-16-2009, 08:27 AM
I'll take a half a bee...
http://farmington.kaango.com/feViewAd/13986818
Walliebee
03-16-2009, 04:09 PM
Hmmm, I see you're a light-weight, eh Barry?!
Nuthin' but tha whole bee for me! :D
We want a HALF dozen.:applause::applause::applause:
Barry Digman
03-17-2009, 10:28 AM
Shoot, they changed "bees" back to "beef" in the online ad. I wonder how many people called the guy.
deknow
03-18-2009, 01:14 AM
i have a monte python tape around somewhere with a song called, "eric, the half a bee".
deknow
Walliebee
03-18-2009, 03:46 PM
i have a monte python tape around somewhere with a song called, "eric, the half a bee".
deknow
I know that!!!
It goes like this...
A-one, two, a-one two three four
Half a bee, philisophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half a bee has got to be
Vis a vis it's entity. -d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee,
Due to some ancient injury.
-Singing!...
All sing: La di di, one two three,
Eric the Half a Bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a mena
gerie?
All yell: No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.
All sing: Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
I love this hive employ-ee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer's afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
All sing: He loves him carnally...
Semi-carnally.
(speaks)
The End.
Voice: Cyril Connolly?
Leader: No, semi-carnally.
Voice: Oh.
All sing: (Quietly)
Cyril Connolly
(Ends with an elaborate whistle)
Everyone sing along...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-vxAFcQIU