BULLSEYE BILL
01-15-2009, 09:52 PM
RiverRat is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Derek walks in, sits down and asks him what the problem is.
"Well," said Rat, "I ran afoul on one of those awkward questions women ask. Now, I'm in deep trouble at home."
"What kind of question?" asked Derek.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly."
"That's easy," said Derek. "You just say 'Of course I will.'"
"Yeah," said Rat. "That's what I did, except I slipped and said 'Of course I do.'" :doh:
"Well," said Rat, "I ran afoul on one of those awkward questions women ask. Now, I'm in deep trouble at home."
"What kind of question?" asked Derek.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly."
"That's easy," said Derek. "You just say 'Of course I will.'"
"Yeah," said Rat. "That's what I did, except I slipped and said 'Of course I do.'" :doh: