BULLSEYE BILL
01-15-2009, 11:08 AM
Derek was driving down a country road when his truck sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. Derek, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed a cow looking at him.
"I believe it's your radiator," said the cow.
Just then RiverRat came driving down the road on his tractor. Derek waved him down and excitedly told him, "A cow just gave me advice about my car!"
"Was it that one with the big black spots on it?" RiverRat asked.
"Yes, it was," Derek replied.
"Well, that's Ethel," said RiverRat. "Don't pay any attention to her. She don't know no more about cars than I do."
(Sorry girls, I took everyone of your names out so not to offend :red face: )
"I believe it's your radiator," said the cow.
Just then RiverRat came driving down the road on his tractor. Derek waved him down and excitedly told him, "A cow just gave me advice about my car!"
"Was it that one with the big black spots on it?" RiverRat asked.
"Yes, it was," Derek replied.
"Well, that's Ethel," said RiverRat. "Don't pay any attention to her. She don't know no more about cars than I do."
(Sorry girls, I took everyone of your names out so not to offend :red face: )