A very wise man!

[Hambone]

Bullseye Bull and Riverrat are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Riverrat says,
'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife -
she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.'

Bullseye Bill spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over,
women like that are hard to find.'

[BULLSEYE BILL]

I've rolled over a lot of rocks and still haven't found a gem like that. :(

[dragonfly]

:D :D

That's one of my favorites so far.:)