Hambone
01-15-2009, 10:16 AM
Yesterday Dragonfly had a flat tire on the interstate. So she eased her car over to the shoulder of the road, she carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. She took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers. But to her surprise, cars start slowing down looking at the lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind her. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards Dragonfly. She could tell he was not a happy camper!
''What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire,' She said calmly.
"Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" She couldn't believe that he didn't know.
So she told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind her. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards Dragonfly. She could tell he was not a happy camper!
''What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire,' She said calmly.
"Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" She couldn't believe that he didn't know.
So she told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'