Dragonfly at the roulette table

[BULLSEYE BILL]

Dragonfly is having a bad day at the roulette tables. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "I'm out of luck. I need a system."

BizzyBee, on a trip to Vegas with his poker buddies, suggests "Why don't you play your age?"

BizzyBee walks away but wheels around a moment later when he hears a commotion at the table he just left. Pushing his way through the crowd, he sees that Dragonfly is lying limp on the floor.

BizzyBee's stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"

The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29. When 36 came up she just fainted."

[summer1052]

:applause:

Now I need to clean my screen. That was the last of the coffee too, dang it.

:pSummer

[dragonfly]

:D :D
That's a good one, and I've never heard it before.
Btw, I tell people I am older than I am. That way, they think I look great for my age.;)

[Hobie]

Now I need to clean my screen. That was the last of the coffee too, dang it.


That was as good as the joke!