Derek and the bartender

[BULLSEYE BILL]

Derek sat at the bar totally dejected. The bartender served him his second drink and said, "What's wrong pal?"

"I'll never understand women." Derek said. "The other night my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later on, as her gift to me, I could do with her whatever I wanted."

"Wow!" said the bartender.

"But why so unhappy? That sounds like quite a gift to me."

"Well," Derek went on, "I thought about it and sent her to visit her Mother. Now she won't even speak to me."

[Hambone]

Ya'll think thats bad. Last year for our 5th year wedding anniversary. She told me "I want you to take me somewhere I have never been"....So I took her to the Kitchen. I still walk with a limp.

[indypartridge]

Ya'll think thats bad. Last year for our 5th year wedding anniversary. She told me "I want you to take me somewhere I have never been"....So I took her to the Kitchen. I still walk with a limp.
Ya'll think that's bad...

One day I got home from work and the wife told me that she needed me to make her feel like a woman. I took off my shirt and said "Iron this".