Hambone
01-14-2009, 10:33 PM
The marriage between ole Bullseye Bill and his young wife was not working out too well, so Bullseye Bill consulted his doctor for advice.
"The next time you're down in the field plowing and feel a yearning for your wife," said the doctor, "don't wait until lunch time or the end of the day, but quit what you're doing and go to the house."
"I tried that," said Bill , "but by the time I get to the house, I am so tuckered out, it's no use."
The doctor thought for a minute, "Take your shotgun with you when you leave the house in the morning and if you feel the urge, shoot the gun and she will come down there where you are."
A few weeks later, the two men met on the street.
"How did it work out?" asked the doctor.
"Fine, the first three days," said Bullseye, "then the hunting season opened, and I haven't seen her since."
"The next time you're down in the field plowing and feel a yearning for your wife," said the doctor, "don't wait until lunch time or the end of the day, but quit what you're doing and go to the house."
"I tried that," said Bill , "but by the time I get to the house, I am so tuckered out, it's no use."
The doctor thought for a minute, "Take your shotgun with you when you leave the house in the morning and if you feel the urge, shoot the gun and she will come down there where you are."
A few weeks later, the two men met on the street.
"How did it work out?" asked the doctor.
"Fine, the first three days," said Bullseye, "then the hunting season opened, and I haven't seen her since."