BULLSEYE BILL
01-14-2009, 10:44 PM
Derek moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.
]The next day the farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some
bad news, the donkey died.'
Derek replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Derek said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
Derek said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Derek said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's
dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Derek and asked, 'What happened
with that dead donkey?'
Derek said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
piece and made $ 998.'
The farmer said, 'Didn 't anyone complain?'
Derek said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Derek now leads the US bank bailout team.
The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.
]The next day the farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some
bad news, the donkey died.'
Derek replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Derek said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
Derek said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Derek said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's
dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Derek and asked, 'What happened
with that dead donkey?'
Derek said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
piece and made $ 998.'
The farmer said, 'Didn 't anyone complain?'
Derek said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Derek now leads the US bank bailout team.