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dragonfly
01-14-2009, 10:02 PM
were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Bizzybee had married a woman from Georgia and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said
it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes.

Riverrat had married a woman from Kansas. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

Bullseye Bill married a Texas girl. Her name was Dragonfly. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but
by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a lawn care service.

Got to love those Texas Girls !!! :p

BULLSEYE BILL
01-14-2009, 10:09 PM
:D There is a reason we're not married anymore! and I am still doing all those things, and more...

Thanks for the grin! I need that. :applause:

dragonfly
01-14-2009, 10:15 PM
:D There is a reason we're not married anymore! and I am still doing all those things, and more...



Ya see? All you needed was proper training.;)

Bizzybee
01-14-2009, 10:18 PM
That's why I have a line for "Place of Birth" on my new wife applications!!! :D:D

dragonfly
01-14-2009, 10:24 PM
That's why I have a line for "Place of Birth" on my new wife applications!!! :D:D

You are a wise man.;)

Hambone
01-14-2009, 10:28 PM
Good job DF! :applause::applause: ;)

dragonfly
01-14-2009, 11:01 PM
:pDerek;)

BEES4U
01-15-2009, 04:56 AM
A lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."

"That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his reproductive organs. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!"

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.

"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" asked the husband.

"He said the reflector is broken." replied the Amish lady.

"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?" asked the husband.

The wife replied, "I'm not sure, Jacob . . . Something about the emergency brake."

Ernie

summer1052
01-15-2009, 08:52 AM
Dragonfly, I married a certified pre-owned version. It's nice when they are already housebroken, and the initial depreciation was paid by someone else.:D

Note to self:
DO NOT READ JOKE THREAD WHILE DRINKING COFFEE . . .

:applause:
Sum

dragonfly
01-15-2009, 09:14 AM
Dragonfly, I married a certified pre-owned version. It's nice when they are already housebroken, and the initial depreciation was paid by someone else.:D



Way to go!:)

BULLSEYE BILL
01-15-2009, 10:25 AM
I married a certified pre-owned version.
Sum

Hey my last wife was certified! but not the way you meant. :( :no: