Leroy

[BULLSEYE BILL]

Dragonfly walks into the Texas welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

"WOW!" the social worker exclaims. "Are they all yours?''

"Yep, they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."

"Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named 'Leroy' and the girls are all named 'Leighroy'."

In disbelief, the case worker. "Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?"

Dragonfly replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yells, 'Leroy!' An when it's time for dinner, I just yells 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yells Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"

"Then I calls them by their last names."

[Hambone]

Thanks Bill!

That's the second time I have spit my drink on my monitor today. You caught me off gaurd on the opening lines.

Dragonfly walks into the Texas welfare office

The other one started with Barry. But I don't see that one anymore. :scratch:

[dragonfly]

:D

Man, you guys are really trying to drag me into this aren't you?;)

Okay.

[BULLSEYE BILL]

The other one started with Barry. But I don't see that one anymore. :scratch:

It's still there, it's the one titled 'Who said rednecks aren't smart?'

It's Rats joke about me that went bye-bye :shhhh: Must be a computer glitch. :rolleyes: :lookout: Ya gotta be quick around here.

[Hambone]

It's still there, it's the one titled 'Who said rednecks aren't smart?'

It's Rats joke about me that went bye-bye :shhhh: Must be a computer glitch. :rolleyes: :lookout: Ya gotta be quick around here.

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Barry in Chicago Il.

That's it. 7 a.m. this morning coffee all over the screen. That line just got me for some reason.