Who said rednecks aren't smart?

[BULLSEYE BILL]

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Barry in Chicago Ill found traces of copper wire dating back 100
years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors
already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.


Not to be outdone by the Chicagoan, in the weeks
that followed, Cow Pollinator dug to a depth of
20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read:
' California beekeeper, finding traces of 200 year
old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already
had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred
years earlier than the people in Chicago.'


One week later, The Daily Kansan, a local newspaper
in Kansas , reported the following: After digging as deep
as 300 feet in his pasture near Oxford Kansas , RiverRat, a self-taught beekeeper and archaeologist, reported that he
found absolutely nothing. RiverRat has therefore concluded that
300 years ago, Kansas had already gone wireless.

[indypartridge]

Love it! Reminds me of a similar joke...

A scientist received a large research grant to study frogs.

He placed a frog on the table, said "Jump frog, jump!"
The frog jumped and the scientist measured the distance, then wrote down his results:
Frog with 4 legs - 4 ft jump

He cut off one leg and repeated the experiment. "Jump frog, jump!"
He measured the distance and wrote down the results:
Frog with 3 legs - 3 ft jump

He continued, finding that a frog with 2 legs could jump 2 ft, and a frog with 1 leg could jump 1 ft.

Finally the legless frog was placed on the table and the scientist said "Jump frog, Jump!"
Nothing.
He repeated, "Jump frog, JUMP!"
Nothing.
He shouted "JUMP FROG, JUMP!!!"
Nothing.

He reviewed all his notes, studied all his data, and then wrote his conclusion:
"Frog with no legs is deaf."