Sears catalog

[BULLSEYE BILL]

RiverRat and BizzyBee Bob were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. Rat says to Biz, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?' Biz replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!' Rat says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'

Biz smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea Rat!

Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, BizzyBee Bob asks his friend RiverRat, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'

Rat replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her underwear yesterday!'

[Hambone]

Very Good!!

[riverrat]

Bill Im getting worried I might not have got all I payed for. The package should have came to your house . i didnt want the little lady at home to know I had been shopping at sears. :scratch:

[Bizzybee]

hehehehe


ooops :rolleyes: :shhhh:

[BULLSEYE BILL]

Bill Im getting worried I might not have got all I payed for. The package should have came to your house . i didnt want the little lady at home to know I had been shopping at sears. :scratch:

She finds out you been ordering from Sears she's gonna start naggin bout them shoes again.

[cow pollinater]

No joke. One day I was looking for my wife at the mall and I knew she was looking for bras. So I was cruising around the ladies underware section when I saw a rack full of things that nice girls don't wear. I saw my wife coming from one direction and a very attractive salesgirl coming from another. the salesgirl got there first and asked, "may I help you find something, sir?"
I pretended not to see my wife coming and grabbed a hanger that had a few peices of thread hanging off of it and said rather loudly "yeah, I wanna find something that will fit into this!":D