riverrat
01-13-2009, 09:32 PM
Derek being the salesman he was trained to be took a job selling vaccuums door-to-door in the hills of Arkansas. One day he used his high pressure salemanship to gain his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" Derek exclaims, while pouring a bag of dirt over the living room floor. The woman being really worried the dirt may not all come up, started in on Derek. Being a good salesman he is tried to comfort the lady and assured her by telling her "If this machine doesn't remove all the dust completely I'll lick it off myself." The lady amazed at the offer looked at derek and said "I hope your right we dont have electricity out this way yet":scratch: