BULLSEYE BILL
01-13-2009, 09:51 AM
RiverRat and the Toilet Brush
One day when RiverRat and BizzyBee Bob were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
BizzyBee Bob won 1st place - a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.
RiverRat won 6th prize - a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. RiverRat asked BizzyBee Bob how he liked his prize, to which BizzyBee Bob replied, 'Great!, I love spaghetti!'
BizzyBee Bob asked RiverRat, 'How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush?'
'Not so good,' replied RiverRat, 'I reckon I'm gonna switch back to paper.'
One day when RiverRat and BizzyBee Bob were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
BizzyBee Bob won 1st place - a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.
RiverRat won 6th prize - a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. RiverRat asked BizzyBee Bob how he liked his prize, to which BizzyBee Bob replied, 'Great!, I love spaghetti!'
BizzyBee Bob asked RiverRat, 'How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush?'
'Not so good,' replied RiverRat, 'I reckon I'm gonna switch back to paper.'