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magnet-man
01-11-2009, 08:44 PM
If a blond and a brunet jump off a 50 story building, why does the brunet hit the ground first? The blond has to stop at the 40th floor to ask directions.

Sorry Barry I couldn't help myself. :)

Sundance
01-11-2009, 08:52 PM
How do you get down off an elephant???

You don't, you get down off a goose.....

sqkcrk
01-12-2009, 10:21 AM
If a blond and a brunet jump off a 50 story building, why does the brunet hit the ground first? The blond has to stop at the 40th floor to ask directions.

Sorry Barry I couldn't help myself. :)

I'm surprised to see a joke in which a guy asks directions. This is just too unbelieveable. From my experience.