Potato's

[Derek]

I almost forgot today's humor. I actually got some work done today. :D

Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they


called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out

and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry; no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University!) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just......




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A COMMONTATER

[BjornBee]

Here is another....

A man would visit the beach every afternoon. He worked out, he was neatly dressed, but never seemed to attract any girls. But every day, down the beach, another guy had girls all over the place.

One day, the other guy came walking by and the poor loner asked "How do you get all the girls? I work out, I look good, but you always have many girls hanging around".

The man simply replied "Put a potato in your shorts".

"What, a potato?" he asked back.

"Yes, trust me. Put a huge potato in your shorts. The girls will go for it."

The next day, the lonely guy put a nice sized potato in his shorts. He stood around, walked up and down the beach, but nothing happened.

Feeling depressed he gave up. He waited till the end of the day and along came the other guy, with a girl on each arm.

He stopped him and commented "I did exactly what you told me to do. I put a huge potato in my shorts. But nothing."

The guy, as he walked off with the two girls simply commented and smiled...."Next time, put the potato in the front of your shorts." ;)

[Derek]

LOL. I like it.