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Derek
10-01-2008, 02:28 PM
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift

sqkcrk
10-01-2008, 02:36 PM
:)And here I was expecting you to be talking about Paul Newman. Thanks alot. Sheesh. :)

riverrat
10-01-2008, 02:48 PM
:)And here I was expecting you to be talking about Paul Newman. Thanks alot. Sheesh. :)
you would think carl the floor walker would make him spend the night in the "box" on that one:D

Oldbee
10-01-2008, 03:12 PM
Yup,..Derek1!!.. one of the funniest on 'Tailgator'; I liked it! Are they really going to 'retire' the 'Doughboy'? Did they already 'bury',..'Howdy Doody"?? I must of missed that.

Paul Newman?? He will never 'die', will he? We will always have his dressings and sauces; won't we?

Actually I think; "What we've got here, is a failure to communicate", ["Cool Hand Luke"] has been a part of my life for a long time,..lol.

cow pollinater
10-01-2008, 05:26 PM
Yeah but I hear that like all the big hoolyweird stars he had a dark side...He's gonna burn his little bisquit where he's headed.

Eaglerock
10-01-2008, 05:40 PM
That was good Cow...burn his little biscuit. :) Mark, I was thinking it was going to be about Paul too.

Good one though.

Oldbee
10-01-2008, 05:49 PM
Yeah but I hear that like all the big hoolyweird stars he had a dark side...He's gonna burn his little bisquit where he's headed.

Yup,........who would have suspected,..that 'little affair',.. with Mrs. Buttersworth.??

I guess those 'investigative reporters' and 'paparazzi',. just have no morals,..do they?

cow pollinater
10-01-2008, 06:24 PM
Oh man! I didn't hear about that one! I was talking about the afair with Aunt Jamima!

Oldbee
10-01-2008, 06:58 PM
"I was talking about the affair with aunt Jamima!"-cow pollinater.

Aunt Jamima!! Her to?! Well, that must have been a 'purtty cake', lol.

riverrat
10-01-2008, 07:33 PM
wow I figured you all was going to spill the beans about his drunken night at hungry jack's place:shhhh:

Oldbee
10-01-2008, 08:11 PM
"Aunt Jamima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".

'kneaded'?? I am sure only 'Aunt Jamima' knew anything about that and she ain't telling. lol.

Derek
10-01-2008, 08:28 PM
LOL. I never expected this. Your guys are nuts!!!! LOL.

cow pollinater
10-02-2008, 04:15 PM
Turns out that pervert was sniffing around Little Debbie as well. Said she was his favorite desert. Shameful...