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chillardbee
12-24-2005, 11:44 AM
I had come up with a name for the method i used to treat for mights. I used to slip in the apistan or cumophos, slap on the formic acid pad, slop on the extender patty and sloosh on the medicated syrup, so it seemed reasonable to me to call it the slip slap slop sloosh method.

red green would have another version as a freind and i discussed, this how it would go on his show-

red green speaking-

' Ok every body, were here today to show the "one treatment does it all" method of treating your hives for ALL diseases and mites. First, you must take out your trusty blender like this one here (takes out a suped up blender that plugs into the 220 electrical outlet) now, make sure you have everything ready. (putting products into blender as he rattles them off) you'll need 4 apistan stripes, 2 cumophos strips, one ounce of formic acid at 65%, one extender patty, and and once of sugar syrup medicated with terrimycin and fumigellin. Now that you have all your ingredients in the blender take a moment to go over your home insurance, this has proven invaluable in the pass (looks over his papers) ah yes, nothing here says that i can't use an altered blender in my shed. once your done that look over your life insurance policy (looks over papers) yes, very good, i'm even covered for death by chemical poisoning, not that'll do me much good but my wife might celebrate it.

now the trick is to put the blender on high speed right at first, don't worry about it splashing all over the place, i've treated chemical burns on myself before it's easy. Now here it goes "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMmmmm" "BRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm"

Now that your done blending your "one treatment does all" it's time treat your beehive. now, this is trick behind it to make it most effective, you must pour it right on top of the main cluster. (opens hive and receives several in the face, a bunch of colorful words erupt from his mouth)(next seen, standing before hive with veil on and extremly puffy face) Sorry for that little incedent, lets move on shall we. Now that we are wearing protective gear we can open the hive and (pours the one treatment puree on top of main cluster) and there you have it, and it's garrenteed to work either way too, either you'll kill all the mites or all the along with the mites. until next time, my parting words of wisdom, if it moves and shouldn't, us duct tape, if it doesn't move and should, use wd40 and always use a veil"

please don't try this at home, thank you

power napper
12-24-2005, 12:34 PM
Keep your stick on the ice!

Amanda2fan
12-24-2005, 12:43 PM
And if the women don't find ya handsome, they'll at least find ya handy.

Todd Zeiner
12-24-2005, 12:59 PM
You can't forget this one. "Duct tape- The handyman's secret weapon!"

buckbee
12-24-2005, 01:28 PM
Keep taking the medicine, CW. Maybe even an extra one tonight? :D

George Fergusson
12-24-2005, 03:29 PM
I am a man, I can change, if I have to, I guess.

Joel
12-24-2005, 04:28 PM
Well folks, sounds like it's intervention time for our Canadian Comrade. Should we open an intervention thread or just watch him go over the edge into the abyss? Imagine, a beekeeper reality intervention show. I bet that's a little more reality than the viewing public is ready for. Does anyone have a video of an active or possibly some bee venom he could mainline? Ian, you must be close by, do something?

George Fergusson
12-24-2005, 04:57 PM
>Should we open an intervention thread or just watch him go over the edge into the abyss?

Yes. Absolutely.

I'm afraid this isn't just a Canadian phenomena..

SilverFox
12-24-2005, 05:07 PM
"Quiando omni flunkus moritari"
when all else fails, play dead. ;)

:cool: "DUCT TAPE FOR EVER" :cool:


my latin spelling may be wrong

[ December 24, 2005, 06:10 PM: Message edited by: SilverFox ]

PA Pete
12-24-2005, 05:21 PM
> Keep your stick on the ice!

:D :D :D :D

I grew up in north Jersey where we actually had ice you could skate on in the winter. Down here in SE Pennsyltucky the winters just never seem to be cold enough for long enough :(

-Pete

sqkcrk
12-24-2005, 07:53 PM
Pennsyltucky? I haven't heard that since my Dad died. He used to say "West by God Virginia", too. How about you?

Man O' War
12-25-2005, 12:30 AM
Very funny CW!

That sounded like a bit from
Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie.

Joel
12-25-2005, 05:28 PM
Pennsyltucky? Ironically My dad is the single source of that word in my life (until Pete). I'd never heard the West by God Virginia but that's pretty funny! I bet you think about both of them on every trip south?

kenpkr
12-25-2005, 05:42 PM
Pray tell, what does "west by God Virginia" mean?