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Mabe
05-29-2006, 11:32 AM
Erase those forhead wrinkles and furrows. All it takes is one application of Beetox Cosmetic. Must be applied by certifiable hot, sweaty, pissed off, irritable beekeeper. Application is one hot, pissed off, irritable bee to center of forhead. Wrinkles and worry lines disappear within 20 minutes like magic!

FordGuy
05-29-2006, 12:26 PM
WARNING: may cause swelling, inability to open eyes, difficulty breathing, lips the size of a cow's liver, loss of spousal privileges, intense pain, and laughter from friends/family/strangers.

[ May 29, 2006, 01:27 PM: Message edited by: FordGuy ]

power napper
05-29-2006, 01:03 PM
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beegee
05-29-2006, 03:52 PM
Problem is, the more youuse it the less effective it is....

I got stung on the wrist yesterday and can't even find the sting site. Then, while I was removing the forks from my Bobcat, a yellow jacket(from a nest in the forklift frame)stung me on the tip of my finger. That hurts a lot worse than honeybee stings! My finger is still swollen.

Mabe
05-29-2006, 06:50 PM
24 hours and still no lines on the forhead. When you are 51 years old this is a gift!!! Does anyone else over fifty look in the mirror and see the person they think they look like and then do a double take when they see a photograph...who is that old person?

[ May 29, 2006, 07:54 PM: Message edited by: Mabe ]

gardenbees
05-30-2006, 05:03 AM
Works great for lines around the eyes too. I looked ten years younger but only on one side of my face. Dough! Theresa.